Texxxass Chainsaw Mascara - Bradentucky Bombers

Pronouns She/Her

Title Vice President

Teams Bomb Squad, Nuclear Bombshells

Position Blocker

Derby Anniversary 9/1/2012

How did you find roller derby? I was a newly turned Sophomore at Ringling College and I met an amazing skater, AK 47, who suggested I try out roller derby and I never looked back!

Tell us about your pets. My son's name is Poe Boy Sandwich and he's a perfect Australian Cattle Dog/Rat Terrier mix. He's a beautiful sandwich man.

What's your sign? Double Libra, rising Scorpio, obviously. I can't make an inconsequential decision to save my life and I could make it onto the Olympic-team for Over-thinkers. But parsing pros and cons and a strong sense of fairness is a good thing when it comes to weighing decisions and working together with the team's board to ensure the league runs as smoothly as possible. My rising ensures I have a strong desire to succeed with a type-A, competitive nature that won't quit. Let's hang out if you're an Aries.

What are your bout day pump up songs and why? I have a playlist that's called "Pump Up the Jaa'm" (a McElroy Monster Factory reference, anyone?) and it is 90% BTS and K-pop.

What is your bout day breakfast? Breakfast is the most important meal of the day! But, I don't eat much on bout days because of nerves. I mostly eat those makeup looks, yanno?

Keith Ridge
Keith Ridge

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