Coconut Smackaroon - Bradentucky Bombers

Pronouns She/Her

Teams Team Zebra

Position Referee

Derby Anniversary 3/6/2019

How did you find roller derby? My mom started when I was 6 and I grew up in the league, played juniors, then reffed juniors, and joined Team Zebra as soon as I could be rostered!

Tell us about your pets. I have two adorable cats, one of which acts like a dog, both of which are very cute and love to cuddle. I also have two Oscar fish named Killery and Bitin. They get mad when their filters splash too loudly, but they also get mad when I put more water in the tank, so I just can’t win with them. They’re vicious and I love them.

What's your sign? I’m a Pisces and all I know is that it’s a fish.

Who is your roller derby hero and why? It’s hard to pick my derby hero because on one hand it’s Prosehack because she’s a fantastic head ref and also my mom, but on the other hand it’s also Watt Vamp because she’s also a great head ref and is very cool. I’ve never had a bad game with them.

If you could haunt anywhere or anyone after you die, who and what would it be? If I were a ghost and could haunt anything I wanted, I would haunt music schools so I could fiddle around for the rest of eternity and mess with all the students. Maybe I could become the scapegoat for all the weird and unexpected things happening amongst the sections? I could also possess people having a bad playing day and switch all the locks on the lockers. I mean I’d prefer heaven, but it would be far from a bad afterlife.

Eric Vicaria
Eric Vicaria

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